It is a truth universally acknowledged… A rich young man has taken Netherfield Park, and Mrs. Bennet cannot make her husband care. The famous first chapter, in full.
Narrator It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Narrator However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters. Mrs. Bennet excited My dear Mr. Bennet,Narrator said his lady to him one day, Mrs. Bennet have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last? Narrator Mr. Bennet replied that he had not. Mrs. Bennet But it is, Narrator returned she; Mrs. Bennet for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she told me all about it. Narrator Mr. Bennet made no answer. Mrs. Bennet impatiently Do not you want to know who has taken it?Narrator cried his wife, impatiently. Mr. Bennet calmly You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.Narrator This was invitation enough. Mrs. Bennet Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much delighted with it that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be in the house by the end of next week. Mr. Bennet What is his name? Mrs. Bennet Bingley. Mr. Bennet Is he married or single? Mrs. Bennet delighted Oh, single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!Mr. Bennet How so? how can it affect them? Mrs. Bennet My dear Mr. Bennet, Narrator replied his wife, Mrs. Bennet how can you be so tiresome? You must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them. Mr. Bennet Is that his design in settling here? Mrs. Bennet Design? Nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he may fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as soon as he comes. Mr. Bennet I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go—or you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better; for as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley might like you the best of the party. Mrs. Bennet My dear, you flatter me. I certainly have had my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown-up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own beauty. Mr. Bennet teasing In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of.Mrs. Bennet But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into the neighbourhood. Mr. Bennet It is more than I engage for, I assure you. Mrs. Bennet But consider your daughters. Only think what an establishment it would be for one of them. Sir William and Lady Lucas are determined to go, merely on that account; for in general, you know, they visit no new comers. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for us to visit him, if you do not. Mr. Bennet You are over scrupulous, surely. I dare say Mr. Bingley will be very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying whichever he chooses of the girls—though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy. Mrs. Bennet I desire you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better than the others: and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so good-humoured as Lydia. But you are always giving her the preference. Mr. Bennet They have none of them much to recommend them, Narrator replied he: Mr. Bennet they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters. Mrs. Bennet angry Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves.Mr. Bennet chuckles You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these twenty years at least.Mrs. Bennet sighs Ah, you do not know what I suffer.Mr. Bennet But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood. Mrs. Bennet It will be no use to us, if twenty such should come, since you will not visit them. Mr. Bennet Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty, I will visit them all. Narrator Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three-and-twenty years had been insufficient to make his wife understand his character. Her mind was less difficult to develope. She was a woman of mean understanding, little information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented, she fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her daughters married: its solace was visiting and news.
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