种田 · 声匠原创 · 7:42
分家那天，我要了荒坡
农科院博士穿成十五岁农家女，分家时放着水田不要，偏挑了没人要的石头坡。坡底的地热让她腊月种出鲜菜，大伯母上门抢地，地册上的主人却是隔壁猎户：一个三年前就阵亡了的人。
旁白
杜小满
娘
小石头
大伯母
里正
陆青山About this story
《分家那天，我要了荒坡》是声匠 VoiceSmiths 2026 年的原创古代种田短篇，按有声剧来写，从分家讲到小年。农科院博士杜小满穿成十五岁的农家女，分家时放着水田不要，偏挑了没人要的石头坡，还让大伯母立了字据；坡底的地热让她在腊月种出了鲜菜。大伯母上门抢地，里正翻出的地册却说，这块坡另有主人，而那个人，三年前就该死了。
The hook
钩子是“全村都笑她挑了块荒坡，只有她知道坡底下是暖的”。前半段是分家斗极品亲戚的痛快，中间是搭棚、包饺子、卖菜的烟火气，结尾把沉默的邻居猎户推到台前。适合爱看种田、经营致富和慢热感情线的读者，也适合正在写种田文的作者。
Suits
适合 10 岁以上
Tips for writing this genre
- 种田文的爽点藏在账本里：五两银子的债、一筐菜换二两银子，旁白报一个数字，比一句“发财了”更解气。
- 写吃的要写声音和热气：饺子出锅、雪地里揭开棉被冒白气，有声剧里最勾人。
- 极品亲戚别只会骂街，给她一道算盘题，要水田还是要荒坡，主角的反击才显得聪明。
Questions people ask
- 种田文是什么意思？
- 种田文是网文的一个类型：主角通常生活在古代农家或乡村，靠种地、做吃食、做小买卖，一点点把日子过好，常伴随分家、极品亲戚、经营致富和慢热的感情线。很多种田文同时是穿越文，主角带着现代知识回到古代。
- 种田文适合做有声书吗？
- 很适合。种田文节奏慢、对话多、生活细节密，做饭、搭棚、算账这些场景念出来很有烟火气，适合通勤和睡前听。难点是容易平：可以像这一集一样，在分家、卖菜、上门抢地这些节点上安排冲突，再用一个悬念收尾。
- 结尾陆青山到底是什么人？
- 这一集没有说破。里正记得三年前北境阵亡的名单上有陆青山这个名字，可这个人三年前买下了整座后山，一直在杜家村打猎；结尾他从柴堆下抽出一把刻着“镇北将军”的长刀，来的人是找他还是抓他，留作悬念。杜家村和所有人物都是虚构的，这是一集独立的原创示范短篇，目前没有续集。
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